Saturday, April 26, 2008

HOW SWEET IT IS!


I hadn't ridden in a couple of weeks, since Stephanie and Rigo came to visit. Rigo is thinking about getting a mountain bike, so I let him use my old rigid commuter Motobecane. Never having ridden mountain bike trails, he didn't know what to expect.

Rigo is a natural athlete, so whatever he lacked in technical skills, he made up for with athletic talent. He really did well, although he did admit it was tougher than he thought. (I need to take him to Government Canyon).

Last weekend was a bust. Since I usually ride on Sunday mornings, I missed an absolutely BEAUTIFUL day to ride last Saturday, then Sunday was overcast and yucky. I wasn't about to let that happen today. Weather forecasters are calling for 50% chance of rain tomorrow morning, so as soon as the sun came out in all it's glory about 9 AM this morning, I was off to McAllister Park for a ride.

I was telling Mel it is amazing how Spring has changed the dynamics of my ride at McAllister. Having gotten used to the lack of vegetation during Winter, the lushness of Spring has changed the landscape completely. Now you feel more secluded and like you are riding completely different trails.

About 3/4 of the way through my ride, I decided to ride up the side of a large levy near the dam. I like to ride up to give my legs a workout. It is always a challenge not to come off the seat for leverage, so I try to just stay in the granny gear and muscle my way through it. It's not an especially challenging climb, but for fat asses like me, it is a workout. Imagine my surprise when I came around the corner about to start the climb, when I saw two teenage boys, both slim and muscular, walking their bikes up the levy!

"BIKER UP!", I yelled, to get their attention to let me pass. They both pulled their bikes to the side of the trail and said "No problem sir". They might as well have said, "No problem, you fat ass old bastard". I hit the bottom of the hill in 2nd gear and churned my legs in rhythm as I changed to 1st gear. "This is not Government Canyon, this is not Government Canyon" I chanted to myself for motivation.

Once I reached the top of the levy, I glanced over my shoulder to see both teens with their mouths agape. At that moment, I realized how Mom and David feel every time they ride with people hundreds of years younger than them! (They both take extreme pride when people see them riding their bikes, utterly amazed that they are not using training wheels or rocket boosters for assistance).

As I rode further across the levy, I was tempted to stop to catch my breath, but I was determined not to let the two boys see me do so. I kept riding although my right calf was cramping and my lungs were about to burst.

Just when I thought all was lost and I would have to stop, an Angel from heaven in the form of a sweaty old shirtless man, appeared on the trail. We both stopped at the same time and he said "go ahead". I said, "no, I need the break more than you do."

He said thanks and proceeded to continue running down the trail. It later dawned on me that he might be feeling the same way about me as I did about the teenagers...actually, I doubt it as he was in fantastic shape; not a fat ass bastard like me!

Nevertheless, I wound up doing a two hour ride with only one flat. For some reason, whenever I ride one particular trail in reverse, I always wind up getting a flat; you'd think I'd learn.

Regardless, I felt so much better after my ride. We are in our fourth quarter of our fiscal year at work and it is the home stretch as far as hitting our goals. It is always the most stressful time of the year, so I have to make sure I am getting my rides in regularly as I should. I also need to get my butt to the gym two or three times during the week.

Mel and I are off to PetsMart to get some dog food and look at fish. Our huge algae eater died last weekend and the other fish look lonely....

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

9 INNING VACATION!


Because of budgetary constraints, I was not able to join Michael in Dallas for the Texas Rangers' home opener. It's a bitch when tax time falls in the same month as the start of the baseball season, if you catch my drift.


After reading his last blog posting, I was inspired to do the next best thing - "Synchronized Baseball Games". Simply put, since I am on vacation this week, I would attend yesterday's San Antonio Missions' afternoon game while Michael went to the Rangers' home opener. Alas, we were a little off, as the Missions game started at noon and the Rangers game started at one.


Nevertheless, I bought a ticket online and picked it up at the Will Call window; simple enough. Later I would realize that my seat was on the second row behind home plate - AWESOME! I was the second fan into the stadium, so after a quick trip to the men's room, I headed to the concession stand. I didn't eat a filling breakfast, so I was STARVING by 11 am. I decided to do it up right - a foot long hot dog, box of popcorn, and a large Diet Coke.

Soon after, the game started and I settled in for a nice afternoon of indigestion and sunburn. The Missions did not disappoint, as they rallied in the 8th inning to beat the Tulsa Drillers (Texas Ranger farm team) 4 - 3.


I had hoped to get some nice action photos since I was so close to the action, but it was not to be. My sorry assed Panasonic digital camera focused on the net instead of the players, so most of the pics were blurry. Not to worry - plenty of stuff on the Internet to use....

The Rangers did not fare as well, losing 8 - 1 to the Baltimore Orioles. Michael said he still had a good time although traffic was horrible as usual.

Hopefully Michael and I will share more Ranger home openers in the future. It will just take better planning and budgeting on my part. After all, everyone knows TAXES are one of two certainties in life....

Monday, April 7, 2008

Friday, April 4, 2008

PARTY TIME IN THE 210!!


It's FINAL FOUR BABY!! I'm not much of a college hoops fan - the Spurs are about the only ones who hold my interest and not even then until the playoffs. But thousands of fans are in town for the Final Four of College Basketball.


San Antonio really does up a party big time. There are several free concerts downtown featuring Fallout Boy tonight, Kid Rock Saturday night, and 3 Doors Down Sunday night. Since they are free, you can bet there will be tons of people.


Expensive beer, long lines at the port a potties, and elbow to elbow drunks are not my idea of a good time. Wait a minute...that describes FIESTA, so it IS my idea of a good time! At least it used to be when I was younger....now I just see beer or water and I have to pee. It's hell getting old....


I started my vacation officially at 5 PM today! Not going anywhere, so it will be a week full of bike rides and honey-do's, but that's okay with me. At SYSCO you have to use your vacation time or lose it, so I couldn't think of a better excuse since I'll get a new bank of PTO in August.


Stay tuned - hopefully I won't have any broken bones to report next week!